Crew
PM
Peter Mackenzie Litten
Director
Johnny Byrne
Writer
PM
Peter Mackenzie Litten
Writer
PM
Paul McEvoy
Writer
GF
Gary Fitzpatrick
Producer
RB
Roger Bolton
Original Music Composer
Cast
IW
Ian Williams
Mark
TA
Thomas Arklie
Simon
Gordon Alexander
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dillie Keane
Siobban
Nicholas Harrison
Siobhan's First Lover
Ian McKellen
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Sinitta
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Caroline Munro
Mrs. Pignon
PC
Paul Cottingham
1st Poxy Shirt Lifter
LT
Lloyd T. Williams
Bodybuilder
RS
Robert Sturtz
Chris
BS
Benjamin Sterz
Man in Gym
